Necromantic

I enjoyed this cartoon from Minitoons: Necromantic

Be sure to check out his other stuff too.

I'm Reasonably Certain That's Not What She Said

I'd like to start a new meme. Here's how it works.

Someone says: "I love football."

You say: "I'm reasonably certain that's not what she said."

Someone says: "Let's organize Linux distributions by install time."

You say: "I'm reasonably certain that's not what she said."

Someone says: "Let's go get some nice young ladies to lick our balls."

You say: "I'm reasonably certain that's not what she said."

Got it?

(sound of meme dying)

So I Was Talking To Dave The Other Day

And Dave is all like, "I hate the Internet. The Internet sucks!"

So, I'm like... "Dude. You're chatting with me on the Internet... right now."

And then Dave goes, "Technically I'm offline. I'm only pretending to be your friend Dave."

Then he says (and I'm paraphrasing a bit here), "I'm really a sentient computer virus. I traveled to your PC via 3.5 inch floppy disk and I've been feeding off of your page file for the past three weeks."

Then there's this long pause where no one types anything followed by, "I travel aimlessly from machine to machine in hopes that someday... someone... will love me."

And then Dave comes online (the real Dave), so I'm a bit creeped out. Anyway, long story short, this is like the fourth time I've had to format my hard drive this month.

Paul McCartney Knew How To Talk Trash

Sing it again.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Though she was born a long long time ago... your mother should know.

Your mother should know.

(sounds kinda harsh without the cute melody, doesn't it?)