I'm Reasonably Certain That's Not What She Said

I'd like to start a new meme. Here's how it works.

Someone says: "I love football."

You say: "I'm reasonably certain that's not what she said."

Someone says: "Let's organize Linux distributions by install time."

You say: "I'm reasonably certain that's not what she said."

Someone says: "Let's go get some nice young ladies to lick our balls."

You say: "I'm reasonably certain that's not what she said."

Got it?

(sound of meme dying)